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    Josef Hader - HADER ON ICE

    Globe Vienna - Marx Hall - Wien
    Karl-Farkass-Gasse 19
    1030 Wien
     

    Josef Hader - HADER ON ICE Globe Vienna - Marx Hall - Wien Sat 10.Oct 2026 19:30
    replace me !

    There's always something.
     
    Either my feet fall asleep. Or they itch. Then I can't breathe again if I walk faster. Or I get a sweat. Then I'm cold again. Food doesn't taste good anymore, sex is boring, my pants are too tight.
     
    What is this, anyway? - It must all be climate change, right? The temperatures in summer are like the tropics! That's why there are suddenly these huge insects! They didn't used to exist! If they bite you, you get a bump that doesn't go away for months! They're probably all genetically modified. And the plants! They're going crazy now, too. They're nuts, the plants! They're growing everywhere! Since I haven't left the house. My theory is, the plants want to take back control of the planet. They're all connected underground through their roots. Worldwide!
     
    The plants have a secret plan. They want the total destruction of Western culture and Austrian folk rock 'n' roll. All of that is to be replaced by, uh, photosynthesis.
     
     
     
     
     
     
     

    (Source: source.wien)